Paradise Island
by Charlie Chaplin
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
my poor child….
OMG YES. My life right here.
story of my life.
im laughing so hard he goes for a high five and shes just like nOPE U SON OF A BITCH
She’s a genius! Steps to marrying Zayn Malik: First get him to sign a poster and slip the marriage certificate instead. Next, slip that ring on. Finally, grab that cutie and kiss him while he’s laughing at how “cute” the “fake marriage” is.
I’m basically british except for the fact that I’m not british
- me in class: wait what happened
- me in class: what do we do
- me in class: what do we write
- me in class: when's the test
- me in class: what is this
- me in class: how do you do this
- me in class: what
I feel you Stitch, I feel you…
